Young Kate runs off with the old repairman

Kate had a job, running her boyfriend’s old merry-go-round at a fun fair just outside Paris. One day, they had to call for Jonas, an old electrician, to repair a fault in it. When he’d finished, Kate playfully jumped onto one of the wooden horses. She’d been trying to seduce the old man last time, but her attempts were cut short by her boyfriend barging in. She still hadn’t managed to talk to him. Kate’s got a thing for grumpy old men, you see. “I’ve got an hour’s break!” she told him. Fifteen minutes later, she found herself at the retired repairman’s apartment. Bingo!

Kate was feeling extremely aroused. She loved the thrill of a fuck with a perfect stranger. Not that she’d done this before. She was just 19 years old and only recently discovered the little slut in her. A young girl like her wasn’t supposed to be having sex with wrinkled old men, which was exactly what turned her on! Jonas finally overcame his initial shock and grabbed her by the hips, turning her around and kissing her ass… Oh, my! This elderly handyman didn’t forget a thing about the ladies, now did he! The horny electrician had one “tool” in particular that Kate was very interested in seeing – not to mention feeling! And when she took it out, his cock sprang up like a jack-in-the-box. She wrapped her lips around it and started sucking avidly…

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Two old men and a girl

Most people have trouble accepting the fact there’s nothing wrong with old young mixed couples. So you should see their faces when they realize there’s actually girls who would happily fuck two dirty old perverts at once! How can a girl that cute be looking for hardcore sex with old farts and grandpas? How is it possible a teen hottie would choose to be gangbanged by hairy seniors and old bums?

They just don’t understand a young cutie or teen can have dirty fantasies and think naughty thoughts just like men do. A threesome is a great case in point: It’s about the only fantasy both men and women have in common! Ask any girl about her hidden desires and “having sex with two guys at the same time” will come up 9 times out of ten. There’s something about group sex that’s universally attractive. Girls want to get completely owned and guys are happy to be doing the owning!

Well then, are threesomes or even full-on gangbangs as far as they’ll go? Um… no, not exactly. Remember: A girl’s thoughts can be as dirty as it gets. Some teens feel liberated by totally submitting themselves to the whims of dirty old men or complete strangers. Others are simply attracted to what you’d call forbidden fruit. Yep. The sheer depravity of indulging an old pervert and the strong public disapproval of “old with young” relationships can actually be an aphrodisiac. What a wonderful world we live in…

But those aren’t the only reasons why a girl would want to have sex with old men. In fact, the list goes on and on. Some girls are looking for a father figure or want to hook up with some sugar daddy. Or they can’t resist their charm and gray hairs. The generation gap that comes with old age is usually quite intriguing to younger girls too. Chicks dig mysterious and thoughtful men. Not to mention their status and bulging wallets.

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Teens fucking bums and hobos

Do you know what it’s like to be wondering whether here’s any girl out there who would go for an ugly old slacker like yourself? Ever felt insecure? Afraid to step up to that hottie you’ve been eyeballing for months? Most men wrongly assume girls apply the same criteria to guys as they themselves do towards women.

Men look for pretty, young cuties with perky breasts, tight asses and smooth skin. So girls must be looking for muscly jocks, right? Their self-esteem hits rock bottom by the time they’re forty and they settle on the fact they’ll never have the chance to hook up with a younger girl again.

But they’re wrong.

Even bums and hobos have no trouble getting laid. Girls don’t focus on looks. They don’t care about age. In fact, all they want is a real man with experience and character.

They want to feel desirable and be treated like a princess. Well, I can guaran-fucking-tee these old homeless freaks will treat any girl who comes near them like the Second Coming. And they will give these nymphos the royal treatment too, plowing them so hard they’ll be peeing upright for weeks to come.

Still, these girls have to be quite kinky and perverted to actually go out and fuck some filthy old hobo, just like that. To just walk up to a group of bums while they’re all boozing up and drop their panties, daring any or all of those drunk freaks to drill here like the slut she is. Just imagine the look on their faces, ha ha!

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Every old man deserves a girl with glasses

You know the kind of girl I mean. The unpopular ones. The geeks, nerds, bookworms, goths, girls with glasses, what have you. They’re one of the few stereotypes that actually do exist – and thank God for that.

Why, do you ask?

Well, don’t tell anyone, but they’re a carefully kept secret among seniors and pensioners alike. Think about it. Our geeky girls with glasses are usually shy and good-hearted, with great one-on-one interpersonal skills to offset the kind of frantic group dynamic of the popular girls and cheerleader types. You could say they’re more mature, really, and quite passionate about “grown-up” issues like social justice, the environment, even politics and history.

Doesn’t all of this ring a bell? Geeky girls and older men make for perfect matches! It’s no coincidence a lot of the real-world old/young couples involve girls with glasses or nerdy chicks in some form or another. They’re often very smart and obviously prefer hooking up with someone capable of intelligent conversation. Someone who can entertain a girl in spirit as well as in bed.

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Gyno exam or gynecologist sex?

Ask a thousand pervs what kind of job they’d be doing (should they be given the choice) and nine out of ten would say “gynecologist“. Not very surprising, when you think about it. To have the power to tell a girl, any girl, to strip stark naked and spread wide, right there and then…

They can then calmly choose amongst a wide range of gynecology instruments and perform an extensive vaginal examination without blinking an eye. Because it’s perfectly normal, you see. Girls think absolutely nothing of it, since, well, these visits are all part of “being a woman”. It’s as simple as that. Hell, who wouldn’t want to have a go at a job like that? It’s the best deal in the world!

Babes and teens can be incredible prudes in just about any situation, but there are some bizarre exceptions to this rule. Saunas and bathhouses are a prime example. Or nude beaches. If anyone so much as glances at their tits at the beach parking lot, they get a slap in the face. Thirty seconds later, however, they’re happily prancing about with their bare naked titties displayed for the world to behold. Circumstance can be a weird thing. And so are trips to the gynecologist’s office.

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