Why, do you ask?

Well, don’t tell anyone, but they’re a carefully kept secret among seniors and pensioners alike. Think about it. Our geeky girls with glasses are usually shy and good-hearted, with great one-on-one interpersonal skills to offset the kind of frantic group dynamic of the popular girls and cheerleader types. You could say they’re more mature, really, and quite passionate about “grown-up” issues like social justice, the environment, even politics and history.

Doesn’t all of this ring a bell? Geeky girls and older men make for perfect matches! It’s no coincidence a lot of the real-world old/young couples involve girls with glasses or nerdy chicks in some form or another. They’re often very smart and obviously prefer hooking up with someone capable of intelligent conversation. Someone who can entertain a girl in spirit as well as in bed.

Suffice it to say they’re not very likely to find their match among the jumpin’ jack jocks circling the cheerleader crowd I mentioned earlier. But the dirty old men of this world know better! No? Have you seen those reality shows lately? I can tell you hundreds of thousands of geriatric patients and oldtimers across the globe are plastered to their screens whenever «The Swan» is on.

Albeit torn between feelings of ecstacy and horror. Yes, horror, because these Swan idiots are violating the code of silence by telling everyone these nerd girls are actually hotties in disguise. But they’re hotties for old guys, damn it!

Oh well, plenty of geek goodness to go around, I guess. Most of them will still prefer the older, more knowledgeable men anyway. They need someone with the same substance, for one, but since they’re often somewhat insecure, many girls with glasses and goth chicks find themselves attracted to older guys, fatherly men and authority figures. They like the kind of guidance they can offer. Their firm hand and companionship.

And they definitely like having sex with oldtimers too. Girls don’t care about looks – their appetite in sex depends primarily on emotional attraction. So you can be damn sure these so-called nerdy girls are fucking the living daylights out of their sweet and dirty old men. And these old farts are all too happy to have sex with these hidden gems. Who wouldn’t want to be fucking a younger girl anyway?