Men look for pretty, young cuties with perky breasts, tight asses and smooth skin. So girls must be looking for muscly jocks, right? Their self-esteem hits rock bottom by the time they’re forty and they settle on the fact they’ll never have the chance to hook up with a younger girl again.

But they’re wrong.

Even bums and hobos have no trouble getting laid. Girls don’t focus on looks. They don’t care about age. In fact, all they want is a real man with experience and character.

They want to feel desirable and be treated like a princess. Well, I can guaran-fucking-tee these old homeless freaks will treat any girl who comes near them like the Second Coming. And they will give these nymphos the royal treatment too, plowing them so hard they’ll be peeing upright for weeks to come.

Still, these girls have to be quite kinky and perverted to actually go out and fuck some filthy old hobo, just like that. To just walk up to a group of bums while they’re all boozing up and drop their panties, daring any or all of those drunk freaks to drill here like the slut she is. Just imagine the look on their faces, ha ha!

Of course, they secretly enjoy getting drilled by a group of smelly old freaks. The thought of those bums penetrating them right there gets them more excited than they’d like to admit. It’s a game of total submission and it gets these cuties wetter than Waterworld. As for the lucky fellas, suffice it to say they’re grinning all the way to cloud nine.

Seriously though, watching a pretty young chick getting her kicks fucking worthless hobos and dirty grandpas is the best confidence boost you’ll ever find. After all, if drunk bums and old freaks get to fuck willing teenies, why wouldn’t you?

Instead, they went for the ugly fat grandpa. Never mind the age gap. Girls don’t really care about that. But don’t they care about looks? Don’t they prefer a handsome man over some retired, worn-out freak?

This brand new site, Jurassic Cock, is a great case in point. They manage to get the prettiest chicks to have sex with the ugliest old freaks around. Don’t ask me how they do it, but you have to admit these hotties are clearly having the times of their young lives! You can see their reactions as they find out most of these oldtimers still know how to drive a girl to pure ecstasy. In fact, since these guys have been around the block a couple of times, they learnt pleasing a girl in bed makes for better sex than just trying to shoot their wad as quickly as possible.

Jurassic Cock is releasing new updates all the time and they’ve gained quite a following in the few weeks they’ve been open. This is a pass I think I’ll be holding on to for a long time.

I mean, really, take the guy in the pic above, for example. That old guy looks like a nazi school teacher and still doesn’t seem to be having any trouble getting laid. Or the fat senior below. If that guy can just go to a tennis club and pick up a teenage tennis babe like that, hell, anyone can. Sure, in this case, the girl is getting paid for a porn shoot, but that doesn’t change the point I’m making: She chose to fuck an oldtimer rather than a good-looking stud her own age…

So off she went. She grabbed the Yellow Pages and hired a professional photographer. The guy sounded sweet on the telephone and she figured she could trust him. Having turned eighteen a couple of months ago, all she needed to do was sign a piece of paper and show her ID. How exciting! His studio was out of town and the trip took her several hours by train. Which was a good thing, right? Nobody would find out!

 

She started imagining all the positions she’d try and hoped this photographer guy wouldn’t be a freak. Or maybe not a total freak, hmm. By the time she rang his doorbell, she was all frisky and tense. This guy was going to see her pussy! The anticipation was unbearable – it seemed to take forever – and then… an old, worn-out grandpa opened the door. What? He showed her in and told her he was a retired army journalist named Andy trying to make a buck in his old day and asked her what she would be wearing during her portrait shoot. Oh my! She realized she forgot to tell him on the phone.

I won’t be wearing any clothes, Andy.
I might even be spreading my legs a bit. Is that okay?

His face was bright red by now and his eyes looked like they’d be popping out of their sockets any second. You know, he’s quite good-looking for a man his age. She asks him how old exactly and smiles when his voice trembles and he says “ss-seventy… seventy-nine”. He’s such a doll! Imagine…

It’s too much! She feels dizzy with lust. The anticipation over the past couple of hours made her horny as hell. She feels strangely attracted to this old man too… She remembers asking him if she could please open his pants and suck on his cock. He hesitated for about five seconds, staring at his camera and trying to decide whether this was a cruel joke. Once she grabbed his wrinkled old dick though, and started squeezing and blowing it, the points were in and the match was played!

And what a match it was. Just look at the pics above. Can you believe a dirty old fart like this would actually have a chance with a teen cutie like that?

Fact is, girls cheat as much as guys do. Sure, there are plenty of oldtimers who think adultery is a national sport. But for every dirty old man cruising for extramarital sex, there is a naughty teenie happily riding every guy in sight while their boyfriends are none the wiser!

That’s right. Men generally avoid the subject because they can’t stand the thought of their own honeys and wives cheating on them with some macho dickhead. Yet it’s been proven time and again women are about as likely to screw around than men are. The only difference is their motive.

While men just tend to follow their dicks around, girls often do it out of a need to “get even”. They feel they have some kind of score to settle with their boyfriends or spouses and figure fucking some grandpa‘s brains out is a good way to do just that. Maybe they had a big fight, or they want to get back at him for some other reason…

So even without considering the “normal” old-and-young couples who don’t have any cheating going on, don’t be jumping to conclusions by assuming the guy must be “the villain”. Chances are it’s the girl who’s actually doing the cheating and the lucky old guy was in fact single at the time. Hell, can you blame him for being in the right place at the right time? Or do you think you’ll suddenly start digging old grannies when you reach the ripe old age of 60?

Think again!

But still, what a match! Can you believe a girl like this would want to hook up with a guy like that?