Men look for pretty, young cuties with perky breasts, tight asses and smooth skin. So girls must be looking for muscly jocks, right? Their self-esteem hits rock bottom by the time they’re forty and they settle on the fact they’ll never have the chance to hook up with a younger girl again.

But they’re wrong.

Even bums and hobos have no trouble getting laid. Girls don’t focus on looks. They don’t care about age. In fact, all they want is a real man with experience and character.

They want to feel desirable and be treated like a princess. Well, I can guaran-fucking-tee these old homeless freaks will treat any girl who comes near them like the Second Coming. And they will give these nymphos the royal treatment too, plowing them so hard they’ll be peeing upright for weeks to come.

Still, these girls have to be quite kinky and perverted to actually go out and fuck some filthy old hobo, just like that. To just walk up to a group of bums while they’re all boozing up and drop their panties, daring any or all of those drunk freaks to drill here like the slut she is. Just imagine the look on their faces, ha ha!

Of course, they secretly enjoy getting drilled by a group of smelly old freaks. The thought of those bums penetrating them right there gets them more excited than they’d like to admit. It’s a game of total submission and it gets these cuties wetter than Waterworld. As for the lucky fellas, suffice it to say they’re grinning all the way to cloud nine.

Seriously though, watching a pretty young chick getting her kicks fucking worthless hobos and dirty grandpas is the best confidence boost you’ll ever find. After all, if drunk bums and old freaks get to fuck willing teenies, why wouldn’t you?

Instead, they went for the ugly fat grandpa. Never mind the age gap. Girls don’t really care about that. But don’t they care about looks? Don’t they prefer a handsome man over some retired, worn-out freak?

This brand new site, Jurassic Cock, is a great case in point. They manage to get the prettiest chicks to have sex with the ugliest old freaks around. Don’t ask me how they do it, but you have to admit these hotties are clearly having the times of their young lives! You can see their reactions as they find out most of these oldtimers still know how to drive a girl to pure ecstasy. In fact, since these guys have been around the block a couple of times, they learnt pleasing a girl in bed makes for better sex than just trying to shoot their wad as quickly as possible.

Jurassic Cock is releasing new updates all the time and they’ve gained quite a following in the few weeks they’ve been open. This is a pass I think I’ll be holding on to for a long time.

I mean, really, take the guy in the pic above, for example. That old guy looks like a nazi school teacher and still doesn’t seem to be having any trouble getting laid. Or the fat senior below. If that guy can just go to a tennis club and pick up a teenage tennis babe like that, hell, anyone can. Sure, in this case, the girl is getting paid for a porn shoot, but that doesn’t change the point I’m making: She chose to fuck an oldtimer rather than a good-looking stud her own age…

So when an older guy has a chance to pick up a redheaded teen, it’s like winning the lottery twice over. Not only does he get to fuck an 18 year old teenie, she’s a fair-skinned, freckled teenie with a red-haired pussy!

Imagine dropping her panties and seeing a neatly trimmed, bright red bush. It’s the perfect cherry on an already tasty pie! Here you have a worn-out old fart hooking up with a redheaded teenie keen on sex ánd sporting a red-haired pussy… I mean, really, the guy has to have excellent self-control just for not jizzing all over that redhead pussy right there and then.

Check out this last girl. Isn’t she a hottie? She definitely likes having sex too – with a balding oldtimer no less! Sure, ok, she’s being filmed and there’s guys holding cameras ‘n’ stuff, but still: She picked up the old fart herself. She could’ve walked up to some handsome hunks her own age, but she didn’t. Instead she chose him. Which means getting drilled by an ugly old pervert turns her on more than getting it on with macho men hauling their inflated egos around.

So off she went. She grabbed the Yellow Pages and hired a professional photographer. The guy sounded sweet on the telephone and she figured she could trust him. Having turned eighteen a couple of months ago, all she needed to do was sign a piece of paper and show her ID. How exciting! His studio was out of town and the trip took her several hours by train. Which was a good thing, right? Nobody would find out!

 

She started imagining all the positions she’d try and hoped this photographer guy wouldn’t be a freak. Or maybe not a total freak, hmm. By the time she rang his doorbell, she was all frisky and tense. This guy was going to see her pussy! The anticipation was unbearable – it seemed to take forever – and then… an old, worn-out grandpa opened the door. What? He showed her in and told her he was a retired army journalist named Andy trying to make a buck in his old day and asked her what she would be wearing during her portrait shoot. Oh my! She realized she forgot to tell him on the phone.

I won’t be wearing any clothes, Andy.
I might even be spreading my legs a bit. Is that okay?

His face was bright red by now and his eyes looked like they’d be popping out of their sockets any second. You know, he’s quite good-looking for a man his age. She asks him how old exactly and smiles when his voice trembles and he says “ss-seventy… seventy-nine”. He’s such a doll! Imagine…

It’s too much! She feels dizzy with lust. The anticipation over the past couple of hours made her horny as hell. She feels strangely attracted to this old man too… She remembers asking him if she could please open his pants and suck on his cock. He hesitated for about five seconds, staring at his camera and trying to decide whether this was a cruel joke. Once she grabbed his wrinkled old dick though, and started squeezing and blowing it, the points were in and the match was played!

And what a match it was. Just look at the pics above. Can you believe a dirty old fart like this would actually have a chance with a teen cutie like that?

Well, it turns out they have, shall we say, an appealing ulterior motive for their constant gatherings. Outdoor group sex! Think about it. You reach a certain age and your pick-up game has gotten rusty. Now you’re left with all the time in the world on your hands, but you feel kind of lost without your old buddies to back you up.

Bingo!

Now you know where all those busses full of oldtimers are going. Field trips! The old farts just book a nice trip away from the nagging wife and arrange to meet some naughty girls with a soft spot for grandpas. Teenies generally like having outdoor sex. The summer breeze blowing through their hair. Feeling totally naked and one with nature. The chance of getting caught. Of course, meanwhile, the dirty old men themselves are scrambling to get everything ready, the blankets spread out and the cameras rolling. Ha! The old geezers in these pics all teamed up with a willing hottie while two other guys filmed it all…

You’d be shocked at how many teens are actually willing to go ahead and get fucked by a bunch of horny old strangers in a remote forest or mountain area. Some of them are so pretty you can’t help but ask yourself why they wouldn’t be dating some jock their own age. You know, there’s no single answer to that question. Some of them simply prefer seniors, while others are indeed dating a younger guy while secretly enjoying some decent group sex on the side. Yep. Girls can be kinky like that – just like men are.

The guy in this last picture was a local hunter who just happened to bump into their party. They couldn’t just let him go without a little treat, now could they? To think this was the second girl they let him have his way with!