Why, do you ask?

Well, don’t tell anyone, but they’re a carefully kept secret among seniors and pensioners alike. Think about it. Our geeky girls with glasses are usually shy and good-hearted, with great one-on-one interpersonal skills to offset the kind of frantic group dynamic of the popular girls and cheerleader types. You could say they’re more mature, really, and quite passionate about “grown-up” issues like social justice, the environment, even politics and history.

Doesn’t all of this ring a bell? Geeky girls and older men make for perfect matches! It’s no coincidence a lot of the real-world old/young couples involve girls with glasses or nerdy chicks in some form or another. They’re often very smart and obviously prefer hooking up with someone capable of intelligent conversation. Someone who can entertain a girl in spirit as well as in bed.

Suffice it to say they’re not very likely to find their match among the jumpin’ jack jocks circling the cheerleader crowd I mentioned earlier. But the dirty old men of this world know better! No? Have you seen those reality shows lately? I can tell you hundreds of thousands of geriatric patients and oldtimers across the globe are plastered to their screens whenever «The Swan» is on.

Albeit torn between feelings of ecstacy and horror. Yes, horror, because these Swan idiots are violating the code of silence by telling everyone these nerd girls are actually hotties in disguise. But they’re hotties for old guys, damn it!

Oh well, plenty of geek goodness to go around, I guess. Most of them will still prefer the older, more knowledgeable men anyway. They need someone with the same substance, for one, but since they’re often somewhat insecure, many girls with glasses and goth chicks find themselves attracted to older guys, fatherly men and authority figures. They like the kind of guidance they can offer. Their firm hand and companionship.

And they definitely like having sex with oldtimers too. Girls don’t care about looks – their appetite in sex depends primarily on emotional attraction. So you can be damn sure these so-called nerdy girls are fucking the living daylights out of their sweet and dirty old men. And these old farts are all too happy to have sex with these hidden gems. Who wouldn’t want to be fucking a younger girl anyway?

Instead, they went for the ugly fat grandpa. Never mind the age gap. Girls don’t really care about that. But don’t they care about looks? Don’t they prefer a handsome man over some retired, worn-out freak?

This brand new site, Jurassic Cock, is a great case in point. They manage to get the prettiest chicks to have sex with the ugliest old freaks around. Don’t ask me how they do it, but you have to admit these hotties are clearly having the times of their young lives! You can see their reactions as they find out most of these oldtimers still know how to drive a girl to pure ecstasy. In fact, since these guys have been around the block a couple of times, they learnt pleasing a girl in bed makes for better sex than just trying to shoot their wad as quickly as possible.

Jurassic Cock is releasing new updates all the time and they’ve gained quite a following in the few weeks they’ve been open. This is a pass I think I’ll be holding on to for a long time.

I mean, really, take the guy in the pic above, for example. That old guy looks like a nazi school teacher and still doesn’t seem to be having any trouble getting laid. Or the fat senior below. If that guy can just go to a tennis club and pick up a teenage tennis babe like that, hell, anyone can. Sure, in this case, the girl is getting paid for a porn shoot, but that doesn’t change the point I’m making: She chose to fuck an oldtimer rather than a good-looking stud her own age…

Of course, this doesn’t mean you haven’t been fantasizing about it. The hottest students know full well they can play guys like a pinball machine – and what better test subject than their teacher? They can experiment all day long! It’s the perfect way for them to practice their cockteasing skills.

So they do things like wearing short skirts and winking at the teacher. You get schoolgirls who start competing with their friends and decide to up the ante. Which makes for ever more interesting surprises, like catching a glimpse of bare naked teen pussy when turning to address the class. Sure gets the blood pumping. Believe it or not, there isn’t a professor, instructor, teacher or tutor in the world who hasn’t been in this situation.

All this fun and banter aside though, some of these college girls actually do develop crushes for their teachers. They will stop at nothing to get him to lower his guard and drop his pants. Their skimpy outfits and casual brushes in the hallway are just the beginning.

They’ll have their poor professor drooling for more by the time they’re done. They’ll request a private tutoring session, grab his cock right there and fuck him six ways from sunday. The old guy never stood a chance. That is to say, assuming he ever felt the inclination to resist in the first place, of course.

Well I’ve got news for you, ladies: That’s not how it works. Men fantasize about the type of women they find sexually most attractive. Generally this boils down to hotties aged 18 to 25. Why? Because at that age, they’re young, pretty and wild. Their titties are perky, their asses are tight. They like to experiment and love expanding their horizons. It’s a no-brainer really. A choice between smooth skin and wrinkled skin. An erection carved in stone or one that barely gets the job done. Which would you prefer? Even biologically, men are programmed to pick the most fertile women.

But nowadays, society condemns every old/young couple out there with no regard for free will or context. And what about the girls themselves? As long as they’re 18 and feel genuinely attracted, what does it matter how old he is? In fact, relationships with a substantial age difference often offer more stability than you’d think. Men over 40 have usually settled down, tend to be less aggressive and have way more experience in dealing with the trials and tribulations of everyday life.

Now tell me: Do these qualities have anything to do with your age? Do 20-year-old girls somehow lose their hotness as you get older? Of course they don’t! Old men prefer teens for the same reasons as they did when they were young. The only difference is you can’t say it out loud. Because that’d make you a dirty old man, right? Some old pervert trying to hook up with teenies.

So when an older guy has a chance to pick up a redheaded teen, it’s like winning the lottery twice over. Not only does he get to fuck an 18 year old teenie, she’s a fair-skinned, freckled teenie with a red-haired pussy!

Imagine dropping her panties and seeing a neatly trimmed, bright red bush. It’s the perfect cherry on an already tasty pie! Here you have a worn-out old fart hooking up with a redheaded teenie keen on sex ánd sporting a red-haired pussy… I mean, really, the guy has to have excellent self-control just for not jizzing all over that redhead pussy right there and then.

Check out this last girl. Isn’t she a hottie? She definitely likes having sex too – with a balding oldtimer no less! Sure, ok, she’s being filmed and there’s guys holding cameras ‘n’ stuff, but still: She picked up the old fart herself. She could’ve walked up to some handsome hunks her own age, but she didn’t. Instead she chose him. Which means getting drilled by an ugly old pervert turns her on more than getting it on with macho men hauling their inflated egos around.