Whenever you see a dirty old man walking down the street with an unreal cutie by his side, you’re probably wondering how he managed to hook up with her. Girls like that can get anyone they want with a snap of the finger. They’re 18, absolutely stunning and crazy for sex. Their perky breasts are actually pointing upwards and their ass cheeks are screaming for things to be slapped against them. They can get successful young guys full of ambition or muscly jocks with pecs like bricks.

Instead, they went for the ugly fat grandpa. Never mind the age gap. Girls don’t really care about that. But don’t they care about looks? Don’t they prefer a handsome man over some retired, worn-out freak?

This brand new site, Jurassic Cock, is a great case in point. They manage to get the prettiest chicks to have sex with the ugliest old freaks around. Don’t ask me how they do it, but you have to admit these hotties are clearly having the times of their young lives! You can see their reactions as they find out most of these oldtimers still know how to drive a girl to pure ecstasy. In fact, since these guys have been around the block a couple of times, they learnt pleasing a girl in bed makes for better sex than just trying to shoot their wad as quickly as possible.

Jurassic Cock is releasing new updates all the time and they’ve gained quite a following in the few weeks they’ve been open. This is a pass I think I’ll be holding on to for a long time.

I mean, really, take the guy in the pic above, for example. That old guy looks like a nazi school teacher and still doesn’t seem to be having any trouble getting laid. Or the fat senior below. If that guy can just go to a tennis club and pick up a teenage tennis babe like that, hell, anyone can. Sure, in this case, the girl is getting paid for a porn shoot, but that doesn’t change the point I’m making: She chose to fuck an oldtimer rather than a good-looking stud her own age…