Retirement isn’t usually something you look forward to. People start treating you as an old man and the thought of being dumped in one of those retirement homes, or even worse, a nursing home, is slowly driving you insane. Well then, perplexed would be the word to describe your reaction when you discover the truth! You see, it’s not a coincidence most of the good facilities have elderly folk lining up like brats at a candy shop. These places are filled to the brim with sex hungry nurses yearning for an experienced man to show them the ropes. Girls tend to have a weak spot for older guys anyway, so when you put them in a secluded and safe environment and give them hundreds of sweet, grey oldtimers in need of their help, no holds are barred.

It’s like a classic damsel in distress situation, but the other way around. These guys have sometimes gone years without decent nookie. Imagine the grin on their faces as they realize that hot nurse isn’t wearing any panties. Even the dreadful trips to the doctor’s office suddenly become the highlight of your month. You catch yourself feigning headaches and sore hips just to see that naughty teen nurse again. Sounds incredible? Well if it does, you’re clearly not quite old enough yet. Wait a couple of years and remember this post when that first nympho nurse grabs your cock just a little bit tighter than the situation requires. Usually during medical exams or routines like the weekly scrub.

In case you ever wondered why seniors – and geriatric patients in particular – are always content and cheerful, now you know. While the younger guys and frat boys are trying mighty hard to look cool and macho, the hottest teens are all fucking grandpas and old farts! These dirty old men still know their tricks, you know. All they have to do is stumble around in a frail manner and appeal to the female instinct. Ask any old geezer: The soft, gentle approach has always worked best.