It’s not that hard to understand why a girl would prefer a guy with some experience and some years of wisdom behind his belt. It’s common knowledge guys are a bit, um, behind when compared to women of the same age. Let’s face it, we all feel like 18-year-old dicks with a grown-up face attached. So fine, we get it, middle-aged men can score attractive hotties half their age. The ladies dig dudes with a charismatic appearance, capable of sensible conversation and quick on the uptake. We surrender.

But what about the really old grandpas? You know, those particularly ugly seniors with bad breaths and crooked teeth? What on earth could teens that cute ever see in the elderly? Some of them are 85 and over! I can imagine the lucky old farts themselves grinning wide all day long, but what’s in it for the girl? Well, it turns out quite a lot of them don’t “see” him as we do. Love truly is blind, you know. It would seem they all think geriatric patients are sweet and cuddly. I’m guessing many hotties are really looking for a fatherly figure. Someone to look after them. Someone they can pamper too.

There’s also the “forbidden fruit” thing to consider. Geezers that old aren’t supposed to be interested in so-called age gap relationships and the same goes twofold for the cuties. Very old men in general are also extremely reluctant to show their interest. They have an aura of mystery floating around them and don’t make contact easily – especially in the case of an outgoing hottie flirting with them. Thing is, this drives girls absolutely crazy. Whenever their mystery man seems to be playing “hard to get”, they go in overdrive and will do anything to get his attention. Sometimes, the poor old fart’s penny only drops after a teenie drops her panties…