Naughty girls like doing naughty things. We all know that much. Just look at the crowd whenever you see a regular old/young couple walking by in the street. Heads are turning by the dozens, even if the guy is only a couple of years older than her and looks like an average Joe. You know, no ladykilling hunk but rather someone like you and me.

So what’s with the dead-ugly bums you see dating teens so cute you’d give your left nut to be in their homeless shoes? It amazes me again and again how perverted and depraved some of these girls really are. Which makes them even more attractive, of course. Life’s cruel like that. Or is it?

I mean, have you seen the ugly grandpas some of these girls are dating? These dirty old farts are looking like genuine geriatric patients and actually managed to get seduced by a hot young girl. Ok, women like substance over looks, fine, but what about the real creeps and hobo’s? I guess it proves a lot of teenies out there don’t care about looks at all. If some eighty year old grandpa can score himself a real porn teen, hell, anyone can!

Oldtimers are less intimidating than younger guys. They dropped the antics most of the young guns swear by a long time ago. What you see is what you get, that kinda thing. And the older you get, the more you tend to really listen to people. Chicks dig that. They dig it a lot. In fact, they dig it so much they end up getting drilled by seniors old enough to be their grandad.

What a wonderful world we live in.